The president of the company stamps her own mail, do you think you could manage to do the same? I'm not the menial-tasks bitch.

"Shit."

If you were in the office more than 2 minutes a week, you might know what's going on, you stupid bitch. I find it really fucked up that the only thing that resonates with you is "boo hoo, the big bad comptroller/soccer mom yelled at me." You aren't fit to mop floors let alone manage people, and guess what - EVERYONE knows it.

T was right when she said once this merger is done we're all going to be working at Wal-mart. (Except me. I'm going to work at Ulta.)

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!

It's a bit cold-hearted to be happier than a puppy at a dog park because my account manager - the most useless account manager in the WORLD - has quit!!!!!!!

He will be working for one of our competitors, so he was escorted out the very same day!!!!!!!

I'm SOOOOOOOO busy but I don't care!!! I don't have to deal with his lazy ass anymore!!!

His new company has NO IDEA what they just hired! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They are in for a super nice surprise b/c all this guy is capable of doing is surfing espn.com and cnn.com ALL DAY LONG.

The project manager is not stupid. He has worked at this company for 23 years, and he knows that you and your husband pay for 3/4 your personal things through this company (Though I've seen your paychecks and 401k account, so I don't know why you must pay for everything personal through the company-being that you have more money then most people will see in three lifetimes). Don't act like he doesn't know.

I'm so glad it's Friday - otherwise I might say something that makes me loose my job today.

You are a blithering idiot. It's not my fault that YOU did not fill out your W-4s properly. You are such a jerk that as soon as you leave my desk I will do a happy dance about you owing $2000 to the IRS.

i'm so pissed that you've completely flushed all the hard work i put into that account down the freakin' toilet. i had everything under control. everything was buttoned up. but because you're a complete & useless idiot you have single-handedly brought them back to square one. maybe if you'd stop spending so much time chattin it up with your husband and work on your relationships with the customers you wouldn't be having so much difficulty.

DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE WHATSOEVER WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT???

Let's see if we can find your inside voice. Seriously, there's no need to talk so loudly. We get it. You went on a hot date and got some action. Wow. You don't need to broadcast it to the entire floor. Some of us actually work here. (But I'm obviously not one of them since I'm posting on GC right now!)

Could you be a bigger bitch?

John Cena has something to say to you:
http://enforcer88.en.funpic.de/4imag...na_STFU_01.jpg

STFU!


ETA: WTF??? Who turned the IMG Code off in this forum?

YOU ARE A TENURED PROFESSOR STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR SO HARD STUFF FALLS OFF MY DESK YOU MAKE A BAJILLION DOLLARS AND YOUR HUSBAND MAKES A BAJILLION AND HAS FEDERAL BENEFITS AND YOU BOTH MADE A OOKAGILLION AT THE FIRM YOU WERE AT BEFORE SO EITHER STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR OR USE SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS TO BUY THOSE PADS THAT MAKE IT QUIET OR A RESEARCH ASSISTANT WILL GO POSTAL ON YOU.

You must not know bout me. You must not know bout me. I can have another job in a minute....:D

I used to love this job. What is with this daily battle to make myself go in???? Today, we get to sit through a 2 hour mandatory staff meeting analyzing the employee opinion survey. Next employee opinion survey, I'm saying something about stupid 2 hour meetings to analyze employee opinion surveys. The only item that was ranked very low for our department was pay. So, give us raises and leave us alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We only care about the money. That's why we work. If we had unlimited funds, we wouldn't bother working, seriously.

Instead of giving 'the look' I would rather say.....Shut the FCUK UP!!!!!!!!

Especially to this one teacher who is dying to know if I am involved with Mr. 6th grade teacher.....you really need some business or your own!