You remind me of this guy I know with a really small...well never mind. But did you ever hear the joke about why women are so bad at math? Because men are always telling women that THIS (visualize 4 inches) is eight inches. You're like the poster child for that.

You go first with your unverifiable statistics ;), and let us all be underwhelmed by the sheer depths it reaches.

We know you lose in the EQ category.

Yeah OK. So I bet you studied Gender studies, probably work at a job making a solid 35K a year, maybe inched slightly past 1200 on your SATs, and think you're cultured because you watched Tu mama bien or something similar. Got it.

-Rudey

To get into my school and to get into my job I MUST have had great statistics. You could say I'm lying but I sure as hell would know a lot about my school and can tell you the ins and outs of investment banking.

I don't know what EQ is but whatever toots. Don't be too much of a loser. You seem nicer than that pap smear godfrey so I'll be nicer to you.

-Rudey

Ouch

Hmmmm, I'm in investment banking, too. Most of my colleagues aren't quite the rabid little chihuahuas that you are...

Yeah ok. You're a maker-upper...cute.

-Rudey
--And why would I be chihuahuas plural? You're retarded.

Because the chihuahuas were being compared to my colleagues, of which there are more than one. You need some grammar lessons.

I was taking you at your word originally, but am beginning to think you are a "maker-upper." I've never met anyone in this industry quite so immature. You must be an intern.

"chihuahuas that you are"

Yeah OK. Not only are you stupid and can't think, you also lie, and now I have to provide you with English lessons.

-Rudey
--Next we'll find out you're not even in a fraternity or sorority

Who cares? I don't know if this person is in a fraternity or sorority, but whether or not someone is Greek has absolutely nothing to do with his or her credibility.