What's up with the new smilies?? I love them!
http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gifWith the dropping mouth! The http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif that rolls? Teach me!

exquizit;

1. Go to the ChitChat Forum, find the Testing, Testing, One, Two, Three-thread.
2. Click on to page 2, scroll down to matthewg (he posted at 7:16PM), there you will find the instructions...
3. Don't forget to go to http://www.plaudersmiles.de/ to get the action-packed Smilies Legends.

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Shalom exquizit~

Hee! Po' babies. http://www.plaudersmilies.de/love/ylinfant.gif I luuuuuv these smiley things!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Shalom2U:
[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
[B]DO NOT keep your cell phone or pager on while you are in CHURCH, a WEDDING, a FUNERAL, the MOVIES...
And if it happens to ring during a funeral service...DO NOT answer it and hold a conversation in church while the EULOGY is being given and you are sitting in the 4th row!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif
(This really occurred just last week---some folks are off the hook with cell-phone-status)!

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Shalom 2 U - this actually happenened to me. At my father's funeral last year, one of the MINISTERS had left his cell phone on. During the service, his phone started ringing. Do you know that this man had the nerve to ANSWER IT - AND HOLD A CONVERSATION. The whole church looked at him like "Oh No He Didn't". I gave this man the most evil look I could possibly give - a look that basically said "get off that phone now before we have to wheel another casket up in here for you!" By the way, this minister was the only "white" one there!

1.DO NOT ASSume that I want to be in your sisterhood just because i speak or smile to you. Could it be that I'm just a nice person? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif
2.IF I WAS YOUR FRIEND AND DID ALL THAT I COULD FOR U, U STAYED WITH ME *RENT FREE*, AND I WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR U WHEN U WERE DOWN AND OUT, DO NOT CHANGE ON ME JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE "XZY" LETTERS ACROSS YOUR CHEST.:MAD:
3. You Do Not have to Touch Me to get my attention!!!!
4. If you are on the big side and are wearing a short, SHORT skirt that shows your dents and fatrolls, and U ask ME how do U look: DO NOT GET MAD WHEN I SAY NASTY http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif
5. Do Not I repeat DO NOT ask me to babysit your child for an hour or two and you come pick them up 2 DAYS LATER!!wtf http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif
6.DO NOT ASSUME ANYTHING ABOUT *MONIQUE* JUST BY LOOKING AT *MONIQUE*!!!!!


ok yall i'm finished http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif: i feel soooo much better. I have had the worst morning in history. And yesterday was even worse.

Girl I totally agree with you on that one!!!
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I have another one but unrelated: Do NOT ASSume that I am a stuck up (fill in the blank) because I am a quiet person!!! I'm one of the coolest people to know...once you know me! http://www.plaudersmilies.de/eviltongue.gif
(I'm having fun with these smilies)

WHY DON'T WE CLOSE THIS THREAD AND START A DO NOT. COM, PART 2? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

OOH I got some!!!

DO NOT get any nose piercings, especially the piercings that look as if you have a metal tooth pick driven throught the lower part of your nose. AS Crunchy Black does in the Memphis based rap group, Three Six Mafia!! He is already ugly, that only made him double ugly!!!!

DO NOT Wear straw hats. or any type of hats, that resemble lamps shades.

DO NOT look me from head to toe when I walk into the room.

I know that this is DISGUSTING, but it has happened: DO NOT ask me to borrow my undies when you come over to my house because you left yours at home.

DO NOT wear heels when you know DAYUM well you can't walk in them.

LAdies, DO NOT, and I repeat DO NOT let these dead beat men who is not taking responsibilities for their children, for themselves, are unemployed, eat up all of your food, when you go to work, he invites all his boys and girls over, and eat up your food, and asks you for money!!!

If the area under the cheeks of your buttocks are darker than your natural skin color, DO NOT wear short, shorts!!!

If you have CELLULITE, Do not wear shorts or dresses atall (at all)

I have more I will post later!!!

Naaawwwwwww....... DO NOT wear shorts that will allow people to see if the area under the cheeks of your buttocks are darker that your natural skin color!! That's just STANK!!