Tee Hee!

Falling Down

Man-"U jus like errbody else!"
Man2-"I ain like errbody else, errbody else ain' Yo Father."

Is it Boyz in Da Hood?

________'s sisters gave her a cross with Jesus on it for her birthday, the next day Jesus was gone!

Deliver Us From Eva

Here we go: "If basketball is all you care about, why you bonin' me? Why don't you bone Dick Vital?"

Love & Basketball

"There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his a#$ beat for being drunk in a Honda in a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn't do nuthin' but sit her Black a%$ down!"

Barber Shop

"Pimp Down, Pimp Down"

LOL! Friday After Next. Now I'mma go around all day talkin' about "Pimp Down.." in addition to "a doo doo doo dooo... 45 47!"


"Yeah, right, brimstone, don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither. "

hint - animated

Shrek

"You've fooled them, haven't you Michael? Well, you haven't fooled me"

Halloween
you took it back with that one, I really I had to think about this one...:)

Here goes: "You had me at hello."

:)

Jerry Maguire

"You've got city boy hands, Hooper. You been countin' money all your life"

Jaws

Okay, this will be my last one for awhile, I really need to give someone else a turn!:p

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

One of my favorite movies...When Harry Met Sally


Guess this movie!!!

BETHANY: What's your beef with the Bible?


RUFUS: I'm not in it.


JAY:Neither are any of us, but you don't hear us *itching.


RUFUS: But I'm supposed to be in it. I was the Thirteenth
Apostle.

Dogma


(*singing)"I feel pretty / oh, so pretty / oh, so pretty and witty and... gay. And I pity, any girl who isn't me today...."

"La La Laaaa La La"