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I am not a redneck, but I think this song is so funny! I dedicate this to all the country, redneck, and whatever other types of women out there.
"Redneck Woman" - Gretchen Wilson Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type no, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night in a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' and I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long and I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song so here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price and still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore but in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw' and I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long and I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song so here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw' and I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long and I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song so here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah hell yeah, hell yeah hell yeah I said hell yeah! |
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To GeekyPenguin and her Marquette Golden Eagles for their impressive effort tonight.
IOWA STATE FIGHTS Oh we will fight, fight, fight for Iowa State And may her colors ever fly Oh we will fight with might for Iowa State With a will to do or die Rah! Rah! Rah! Loyal sons forever true And we will fight that battle through And when we hit that line we'll hit it hard, every yard For I!S!U! And for all the fans back in Ames, I'm sure they're celebrating hard IOWA STATE DRINKS Oh we will drink, drink, drink for Iowa State And may the beer ever flow Oh we will drink with might for Iowa State And then we'll have to go TO THE BATHROOM Loyal drunks forever true And we will drink that keg through And when we hit those bars we'll hit 'em strong, all night long For I!S!U! I don't think I will ever forget ISU Fights after having it repeatedly beat into my head (not literally) for Yell-Like-Hell. |
this one's, for KITSO
I'm Comin' Home Robert Earl Keen Packed my suitcase and I racked my brain Bought a ticket on a late night train Took a taxi through the pourin' rain I'm comin' home to you Flew from Boston out to San Jose Sae our old friends in Monterey Bay When they asked me if I'd like to stay I said I'm comin' home to you CHORUS: I'm comin' home Made up my mind that's what I'm gonna do Can't love nobody on the telephone I'm comin' home to you They threw a party there from dusk 'till dawn Seems like everybody knows old sleepy John He said next time I better bring you along I'm comin' home to you They had fresh caught salmon on the bareques There were people jammin' all night to the blues Life is good out in Santa Cruz but I'm comin' home to you CHORUS I drove forever out to God knows where Come ten-thirty there was no one there They couldn't pay me but I didn't care I'm comin' home to you I'm feelin' better since I got your card I read it over and over when the road gets hard Ain't nothin' better than your own backyard I'm comin' home to you CHORUS x 2 Packed my suitcase and I racked my brain Bought a ticket on the late night train Took a taxi in the pourin' rain...… Kitso KS 361 times i should have caught that Adri misattributed the "Fightin Texas Aggie Song" to REK, but it's really Dub Miller |
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Maybe it's just an APhi mental block ;) You're mah girl babe :D Kitso KS 361 |
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To anybody who has ever been told they were "too country"
"Too Country" - Brad Paisley
(Bill Anderson/Chuck Cannon) Featured vocals by George Jones, Bill Anderson, and Buck Owens Too country what's that Is it like too Republican or too Democrat Is it too far to the left Too far to the right Too straight down the middle Is it too black or too white Are the biscuits too fluffy is the chicken too fried Is the gravy too thick are the peas too black-eyed Is the iced tea too sweet does it have too much tang Are there too many lemons in mama's lemon meringue Too country what's that It is too many pearls of wisdom under grandpa's old hat Is it just too old fashioned is it just too antique Is the question too strong or the answer too weak Are the roses too red is the sunshine too bright Are there too many stars in the heavens at night Are there too many fish that still jump in the stream Is the blue sky too blue is the clean air too clean Is the grace too amazing is the steeple too tall Are there too many "yes sir's", "yes ma'am's" And "how're y'all's" Is the message too real too close to the bone Do the fiddle and steel remind you too much of home Is honest and true just not in demand Too country Too country Too country I don't understand |
For all the "Good Little Girls" out there....;)
Blue County ~ Good Little Girls She's her mama's baby She's her daddy's pride and joy, They've kept her under wrap, She ain't been hangin out, With any ugly boy, Hardly ever been kissed, Twenty years of innocence, Just what I'm lookin for, I wanna be the man, that's, Holdin her hand, when she, Can't hold it back anymore, (chorus) Good little girls makes some, Mighty wild women, Savin it up since the, very beginin, When they fall in love they wanna take it to the limit Good little girls make some, Mighty wild women, She's never been to Vegas, Or danced in a honky tonk, No trail of broken hearts, Although she looks the part, That ain't the kinda life she wants, She's waitin on a gold ring, Before she tries her wings, That's what I'm waiting for, I wanna be the man, that's, Holdin her hand, when she, Can't hold it back anymore, (chorus) Good little girls makes some, Mighty wild women, Savin it up since the, very beginin, When they fall in love they wanna take it to the limit, Good little girls make some, Mighty wild women, Good little girls make some, Mighty wild women, Savin it up since the, very beginin, When they fall in love they wanna take it to the limit, Good little girls make some, Mighty wild women, savin it up since the, very beginin, When they fall in love they wanna take it to the limit, Good little girls make some, mighty wild women, Good little girls make some, mighty wild women, Good little girls... |
To the ladies in the harem who are man hating right now,
The Sweater by Meryn Cadell (it's a spunky little song, I recommend it) Girls, I know you will understand this, and feel the intrinsic, incredible emotion. You have just pulled over your head the worn, warm sweater belonging to A Boy. Now you haven't had a passionate kissing session or anything, but you got to go on a camping trip with him and eight other people from school, and you practically slept together, your sleeping bag right next to his, and you woke in the night to watch him as he slept, but you couldn't see anything 'cause it was dark, so you just lay there and listened to his breathing, and wondered if your heart might burst. The sweater has that slightly goat-like smell which all teenage boys possess, and that smell will lovingly transfer to all your other clothes. If you get to keep it for a few days, you can sleep with it, but don't let your mom see because she'll say, 'What is that filthy thing, and who does it belong to besides the trashman?' .... So you have to keep it under the covers, with you. You can kind of lie it beside you, or wrap it around your waist, or touch it on your legs or whatever, but that's your business. Now if the sweater has, like, reindeer on it, or is a funny colour like yellow – I'm sorry you can't get away with a sweater like that. Look for brown or grey or blue. Anything other than that and you know you're dealing with someone who's different. And different is not what you're looking for. You're looking for those teenage alpine ski chiselled features, and that sort of blank look which passes for deep thought or at least the notion that someone's home. You're looking for the boy of your dreams who is the same boy in the dreams of all of your friends. Now the sweater isn't going fit you of course, so you have to kind roll up the sleeves in a jaunty way that says, 'This is the sweater belonging to a boy, and the boy is a genuine hunka hunka burning love', and this is not just some hand-me-down from your brother or your father. Monday, wear the sweater to school. Be calm, look cute. Don't tell him the dream you had about the place the two of you would share when you get older, just be yourself. The best, cutest, quietest version of yourself. Definitely wear lip gloss. He looks at you, and he looks away, and then he walks away, and the smell of the sweater hits you again, suddenly like ape-scent gloriola. And you get a note passed to you by a girl in history that says he needs his sweater back, he forgot that you put it on in the tent on Saturday and he's been looking for it. And you don't have to die of humiliation, you know. You are a strong person and this is a learning experience. You can still hold your head up high as you run from the classroom, tearing the stinking sweater from your body. You look at that sweater, carefully, and realize that love made you temporarily blind. You've got a secret now, honey, and though you would never sink as low as him, you could blab it all over the school if you wanted: The label in that sweater said 100% acrylic. |
To all the other southern belles stuck in a dumb northern state:
Sweet Southern Comfort- Buddy Jewell Misty sunrise in my hometown, Rows of cotton bout knee high, Mrs. Baker down the dirt road, Still got clothes out on the line, Erwin Nichols there with Judge Lee, Playin checkers at the gin, When I dream about the southland, This is where it all begins From Carolina down to Georgia, Smell the jasmine and magnollia, Sleepy Sweet home Alabama, Roll tide roll, Muddy water, Misssissippi, Blessed Graceland whispers to me, Carry on, Carry on, Sweet Southern Comfort carry on, Catchin catfish on the river, Chasin fireflies by the creek, Kissin Debbie Williams sister, On the porch Homecommin week, With rusty cars and weeping willows, Keepin watch out in the yard, Just a snapshot of downhome Dixie, Could be anywhere you are, In Carolina or in Georgia, Open arms are waitin for ya, Louisianna yellow rose of San Antone, Arkansas, Mississippi, Old man river whispers to me, Carry on, Carry on, Sweet Southern Comfort carry on, As I sit here I'm surrounded, By these priceless memories, I don't have to think about it, There's no place I'd rather be, In Carolina or in Georgia, Smell the jasmine and magnollia, Sleepy Sweet home Alabama, Roll tide roll, Muddy water, Misssissippi, Blessed Graceland whispers to me, Carry on, Carry on, Sweet Southern Comfort, Carry on, Carry on, Sweet Southern Comfort carry on, |
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for the heatens in the house during this holy week...
"Hell Yes" - Alkaline Trio I gave up on you a long time ago How can you blame me? We made plans to meet and you never showed You kept me waiting They said everything would work out just fine They said you'd help me But as it turns out it was all a lie And they're off someplace far away laughing at me You've been there for me one time in my life But it didn't matter You came and went so fast all my hope And faith in you shattered And now here I sit alone in this room No one to confide in You watched all my dreams come apart at the seams You laughed, you left, you waited in hiding Bless me dark father I have sinned I've done it before and I'll do it again Cuz it keeps me warm, and makes you smile Been beneath me all the while Hell yes You gave up on me along time ago I can't say I blame you I rejected the faith in your holy rays Is what it comes down to They said everything would work out just fine I just went crazy But I'm better now having a good time Being selfish, and drunken, and vulgar, and lazy Bless me dark father I have sinned I've done it before and I'll do it again Cuz it keeps me warm, and makes you smile Been beneath me all the while Bless me dark father I can't win Without you I'm as good as dead Cuz you keep me warm, you make me smile You've been on my shoulder all the while Whispering sweet nothings Whispering sweet nothings Whispering sweet nothings You've been whispering sweet nothings |
This is dedicated to you.
Melissa Etheridge's, I'm the only one. Please baby can’t you see My mind’s a burnin’ hell I got razors a rippin’ and tearin’ and strippin’ My heart apart as well Tonight you told me That you ache for something new And some other woman is lookin’ like something That might be good for you Go on and hold her till the screaming is gone Go on believe her when she tells you Nothing’s wrong But I’m the only one Who’ll walk across the fire for you I’m the only one Who’ll drown in my desire for you It’s only fear that makes you run The demons that you’re hiding from When all your promises are gone I’m the only one Please baby can’t you see I’m trying to explain I’ve been here before and I’m locking the door And I’m not going back again Her eyes and arms and skin won’t make It go away You’ll wake up tomorrow and wrestle the sorrow That holds you down today Go on and hold her till the screaming is gone Go on believe her when she tells you Nothing’s wrong But I’m the only one Who’ll walk across the fire for you I’m the only one Who’ll drown in my desire for you It’s only fear that makes you run The demons that you’re hiding from When all your promises are gone I’m the only one |
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