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Don't say: "do you want to mess around?"
Don't ask somebody if it feels good if you can't handle the truth. |
james......padded handcuffs? can you not handle the rough stuff? i'm surprised at you..........................:p
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James-
sorry honey, you can walk, or call someone to come get you (your girlfriend even, I don't care) but once we are done, I want rest. I don't want to talk, I don't want to cuddle, get me a drink of water and let me roll over and pass out. There is probably some food somewhere... so go ahead. Oh, and if you are really good, and I do mean really really good and I am still high off the bedroom antics you can either A) Go for a second round, or B) Let me take you home. DO enjoy those first few seconds of penetration- that is the most exciting feeling other than finishing... DO NOT complain about rug burn if you get frisky on the floor with me. DO be open to quickies, sometimes it is the sheer pleasure of knowing what I can make you do in 2.5 seconds. DO be ready to be done if I say I am and you are no where near. I don't care that you had ten beers, after an hour, be done- one way or another. |
Do: kiss neck, ears, etc
Don't: give messy slobbery kisses Don't: try to give a hickey...theyre not fun to cover up |
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best typo i've ever seen - "Do lick ass on the first date", some solid advice there william |
If you're going to spit it back out, give me some kind of warning. I had to wear a different shirt home tonight.
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the specific-ness of saying "tonight" grants one agger_rob, in my book, TMI Champion of GC.....WOW.
that beats any AGD ever......ilovemyglo is a close second, though ;) do everything you say you will....it's not nice to tell lies do try and impress me with what you know/can do....but also know your limits and don't embarrass either one of us don't tease me too much....i may lose interest (yeah, right....but it could happen!) ps....make enough time for all three hundred and sixty one :cool: |
Such a good thread...
Here's some more...
Do call me up for some afternoon sex Don't push my head if I'm going down on you because I AM one of those people who gags easily...and no it won't be pretty if I happen to gag because someone would definitely get hurt and it won't be me Do compliment me and tell me I look good! Don't rip off my favorite thong and tear it in the heat of the moment... that just pisses me off Do softly kiss my neck Don't invite me over, start fooling around, and then not have any condoms Do bring food into the bedroom to spice things up Don't make a mess though, i.e. chocolate syrup can get messy and sticky Do have tissues next to the bed, unless you really want me to use that shirt lying on the floor Don't suck on my toes... ewww Do give me full body massages Don't stick your tounge in my ear OR bite my earring off Do burn candles or put on a slow song to set the mood, like U2's "With or Without You" Don't roll over and go to bed if I can go for another round |
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DO accept if I make a booty call
DONT lead me on and make me think that you like me... DONT DONT DONT be an a$$ and after were done say "Oh I dont want a relationship" and then procede to tell me girls from another sorority that you have slept with... |
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Do: try some more foreplay-I like that and want more!!! Do: pay attention to the girls-I know they are small but they don't have to be neglected and you said you liked them so pay attention to them!!! Don't think I am a previous gymnast and try to contort me into weird positions-I am old and I don't bend that way-if you insist upon it then I will have to do some stretching prior to sex:) Don't ever let me have sex on the carpet again-damn rugburns-ouch!!!!! Do: cuddle afterwards-I like that Don't use fingers and tongue down there-just your tongue will do :) |
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yo, it's cool.....to me, with all the info on here now, i think people were fighting for the position....be proud of yourself....you did it with one sentence!!!! :D
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Do: always bring an extra shirt.
That is for agger_rob. ;) |
Don't say:
You're almost as good as my ex... I was really trying to pick up your sister... Pass the remote... |
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