To the retarded alwasy on vacation engineering professor I did my research with this summer:

Why in the name of Sam Hill did you give me a B? If you felt I did not deserve an A, why did you not inform of my sub-par work at some point earlier in the summer? Why would you let me believe everything was going fine and then give me a B when grades come out? Was something wrong with my research? How would you know as you never came to work anyway? Why did the French exchange student I work with receive an A AND DID NOT EVEN TURN A PAPER INTO YOU?????? Why, why, why????

You tried me...
 

Hello to all,

I just got home from the grocery store and I am "38. hot".:mad: I walked in with a member of my family and we were looking at the produce. A sales associate after a few seconds comes next to us, trying to play it off like she's straightening some canned goods.:rolleyes:

This is for anyone who works in sales-HEAR THIS AND HEAR THIS GOOD- every black person does not want your stuff!!!

If I were to catch a case, it certainly would'nt be over no potatos! This is for the lady at the grocery store, YOU TRIED ME!!!

Friendly's
 

TO THE WOMAN SELLING SOMETHING AT FRIENDLY's: Now I'm not trying to be all up in your business or anything like that., but what was up? I mean me and my man were all dressed in business casual dress, looking good, and having a nice pleasant conversation. The white man next to us was dusty, had twenty cups of coffee, stuff all over his table, and on top of that was carrying on a whole conversation with himself. You went to every single table in Friendly's but when it came down to our row, which incidentally was the last row, you looked at me and my man, then you looked at the crazy white man and decided he was a better choice. Now again I'm not trying to get all in your business or anything like that but I'm trying to understand. That's okay though 'cause I didn't want any of your cheap paintings.

Hits and Misses
 

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TO CRIMSONTIDE4: Thank you so much for this thread - it is allowing me to get some things off my chest this morning.

TO THE GREEK CHAT FAM: What can I say? Love y'all like baked Macaroni and Cheese :D

TO TAMYRA (AMERICAN IDOL): Shake those haters off girl!! Those same people will be riding on your bra strap when you hit the big time! Keep ya head up!:cool:

:mad:
TO THE PARENTS FROM MY DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL: (To protect the name of the school and the guilty parties know who I'm talking about)
Because of your trifling a$$es, we are not going to Sesame Place today! How in the hell can you think that you can pay your money on the same day of the trip??? That is not how you conduct business! Because of y'all, the school director had to cancel the trip at the last minute because there wasn't enough money to make a down payment. You knew about the trip since the beginning of June. You had PLENTY of time to get your funds together. Boooo Losers. Y'ALL SUCK BIG TIME!!!!

The HC's just didn't cut it...
 

To my coworkers: KNOW YOUR ROLE!!!! It is not my job to remind you to do anything. Once I put it on your plate, it is no longer my problem. Why can't you understand that? I recruit and manage volunteers, I DO NOT invoice anyone!! :mad: KNOW YOUR ROLE!! I know mine, why can't you figure out yours? You can leave as many post-it notes on my desk as you like, I've done my part, and I will not do yours. If you, however, share a part of your salary with me, I will be glad to oblige you. Otherwise, it's not my role, it's yours. Put your H on your chest and Handle that mess.

To my boss: You are making me really, really, angry. You've never really seen me angry, but you will today. I hope you are ready to reap what you've sown. While I appreciate your passion for everything that we do, everything is not and will not be urgent. GET A LIFE!!!! Go home, spend some time with your family or something. Do you have any friends? Your job should not be your life. If it is, and you like it that way, cool, good for you. Please don't think that it will be the same for me. If I was rich, trust that I wouldn't even be here. Oh, and another thing, stop comparing me to other people. I con't care what SusieMae and whoever else does, I'm not her. Recognize me! You don't want to get into comparisons, trust me. I explained to you in the interview how I got down. I thought we had an understanding. I guess I thought wrong. We'll have one today, though.

To the Ex: I forgave you, cuz God said I had to. Don't think for one second that I will EVER forget. You hurt me deeply, more than anyone has EVER hurt me. And it makes me no difference that I can't PROVE anything. I can't prove God exists, either, so. Like TruthHurts said, you shoulda been upfront and just told the truth, but instead you wanna go and try and hide the truth. Where were all your binches when you needed to go to the emergency room? Why don't you have food in your 'frigerator? Could you please explain to me why you would throw away a good woman to bang some hoes who don't feed you or care enough about you to take you to the hospital? I hope you know that was an ignorant decision that you will have to live with. You are STRUGGLING now. Remember that load of crap you fed me? You know, the part about how you were gonna have your stuff tight and I was gonna be strugglin' by myself? Guess who's gettin' her stuff tight? And guess who's strugglin? I hope it was all worth it. Finally, like Mya said, I'm Moving On.

To Monique: You are not supposed to be bitter. You are supposed to let this mess go and move on. Why are you still letting what's in the past upset you? It's in the past, you move forward. You are going to have to work on your trust issues. You deserve so much better than what you had, so why are you trippin? I'm proud of you for being courageous enough to let go of that unhealthy relationship. I am proud of you for not being scared to be without a man. I am proud of you for being strong even when you feel weak. You will get through this, and come out stronger because of it. You might even develop some patience. In the meantime, DO YOU. I love you and I believe in you. YOU CAN DO THIS!!!! :)

To FreeOpenDiary.com: Please, get your stuff together. I done told people that I would get an online diary to share my experiences, and now you trippin'. You makin' me look bad. So please, when I get home tonight, have your stuff together.

To my Creator: I am SO SORRY for being such a brat. You allowed people to spoil me, so I'm not sure if I have to be accountable for that or not. At any rate, I'm sorry for being so ungrateful. I am thankful to you for SO MUCH!!! Thank you for blessing me with the peace of mind that I prayed so hard for. I have to be honest with you and say that I am sorry I ever prayed for patience, because I am not enjoying how I have to learn it. But I am happy to know that you do answer prayers. Please help me to deal with these crazy people that I work with. I still need some strength, clarity, guidance, and direction. Hook a sista up! I love you.

Re: Hits and Misses
 

HEY!! I STARTED THIS THREAD!! :p

To Soror Ideal08 - -
Uh, Soror, is you awight today? Just a little worried 'bout 'cha from that post. Glad you got all that off your chest though...sounds more like you wore the keys of that keyboard! I'm gonna be praying for you. Release it...go out and get your groove back.

To the white people that I work with:
Bump this email that I just got about tomorrow being "Questionable Hair Day". Last week you dumb mofos had "Inappropriate Accessories Day" and now it's bad hair day tomorrow. Bump that....like I'm really gonna go out the house with my hair lookin' like boo boo the fool. In fact, just for that, I'm taking off work tomorrow at 2pm and getting an early appointment with my hairdresser...just to remind me that I have much more sense than "bad hair day".

To the producers of American Idol - -
Bump you. I will no longer watch this show. How you g'on let the one with the strongest voice get voted off. It's all good though, 'cause I bet that by 10am this morning, Tamyra had at least 5 record deal offers at her door.

To the producers of Soul Food - -
If CT4 is correct, and next week is the last episode 'till January, we need to have a serious sit down. This is completely unacceptable for you to get my weekly fantansies of Boris Kodjoe going and then pull the plug. It's like really hot foreplay without the main course.

Re: Re: Hits and Misses
 

I'm sorry MeezDiscreet :(

Thank you for starting this thread for us to voice our stress.

Please accept my humble apology. :( :o

To Soror Prayerfull: No, Soror, I was not aight yesterday. I allowed my buttons to be pushed. I did kinda go off, didn't I? Oh well, lol. I am much better today!! One day at a time, one day at a time, right? Um, Questionable Hair Day??? Guuuuuurrrrrrlllll, CTFU!! And I am laughing at you and the Bump this and Bump that!! LMAO!!! I have not said that in so long, lol. I'ma hafta start using that again!

To FeeFee: Thanks so much for the scripture! :)

To #1LL: One, where are you? Two, you need to clear out your Yahoo email. Three, come back, please. Thank you. :) :p

To CT4's principal or whoever: We are not used to her working all like this. I am hoping that this is not how it's going to be for the whole school year. I understand that it's a new school and all, but um, we miss our friend. It's bad enough she's not even logged on during the day, now we can barely chat with her at night cuz she always BUSY!!! Yall are gonna have to figure something out.

To the Police Officer Yesterday- Thank you so much for for not giving my no driving a$$ a ticket.

Feening for some KFC Honey BBQ Wings but the one down the road don't sell them -- boo
 

To KFC: You all get a hearty azzzzzz bOOOOOOOO LOSER for my ordeal tonight.

These mofos killed my joy. Yesterday I had some delicious KFC Honey BBQ wings on my plan period so of course today my mouth wanted some more so I bypassed the 89,000 Bojangles looking for some KFC all to no avail. So I looked it up tonight on the net and went off to get my din din. :mad: I pull up and they offer me a Honey BBQ chicken sandwich. No thanks just give me a 6 piece Honey BBQ wings. Her stank reply, "we no longer sell those.":confused: :confused: Now PARDON me but how in the FFFFFFFFFF do you sell a component of a product but not the main product. BOOOOOOOOOO LOSER!!! So I see they had plain hot wings -- oooo yaaaaay I love those. . . so I request those. Well they musta had a shift change :rolleyes: because a guy came on and said "we are out. do you wanna wait 9 minutes." My INTERNAL reply -- heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell naw. So i had to settle for a 2 piece. :mad:

To Ideal: Sorry homie, although we have some BAAAAAAAD AZZZ computers with DVD Rom and CD rom and Zip drive, I will not be on them talking to you all. They monitor usage her for real so sorry.

To Billamina Nye the Science Guy: Never lose your love for learning. It is refreshing to see that thirst for knowledge. :D WATER is a good thing. LMAO

Hey #1 LL in the house tonight!!!!

Ideal, email at aceladybanks@aol.com with your telephone info so I can call you!!! I miss you too!!!!

To all my Mexicano peeps in Cancun thanks for catering to ME ME and ME!!!!

To the Kluckers in TN this past weekend Ya'll know ya'll wrong for the one price for locals ($2.00) AND $12.00 for tourist:mad:

Also to the 2 couples who went on the couples getaway with NO CASH BOOOOOOOO LOSER stay at home the next time. Ya'll knew about this trip since before July so get your stuff together!!! You know I hate to act ghetto so I held it in and sugar coated my anger with the statement " We came as a group we will do activities as a group." God please forgive because I was hot like FIRE!!!

More Letters!!
 

To My Research Prof: I think you are a jerk. You knew that I had to go down South for 5 days to bury my grandfather and you grade me down on two assignments making my grade a C. Don't think I won't go to my advisor or the dean of the grad school about this. Oh, yeah I wrote a nice FULL page about your practices on that evaluation.

To my sands: Ya'll are gonna have a great year. Just because I'm a married woman now does not mean I won't have time to support your projects. I will continue to support you guys even though I'll be working more with the alumnae chapter. Ya'll will get the Most Improved Chapter Award at the Mighty Midwest RC in Detroit in '03!! :D

To my new hubby: I love you so much. I knew from the night you took me home from that icebreaker that we'd be together always, and I know this because I have waited my whole life for you. Even though we didn't have the big wedding that we wanted, all I have ever wanted was to be your wife. Just like pastor said, may we NEVER have to apply for a marriage license again in life because I have committed myself to you and our marriage and I know that you will do the same. I love you baby, and may we always dance in September. ;)

To my ex-hubby: perping does not pay. You will always get caught b/c greeks talk!! Now you won't get to be anything b/c you thought you were so slick! When you were doing your dirt to keep me from journeying to my beloved sorority, your should have realized that your dirt would get onto you!! I'm wearing my letters while you will never wear any!!

To American Idol: I will go back to watching Courage The Cowardly Dog and Powerpuff Girls with my husband in our bedroom instead of me watching your show by myself and he watching our toons on the other TV in the family room b/c ya'll let Tamyra get booted off while I can't sing Nikki stayed on. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOSERS!!!!!! :mad:

To My Boss: lime green nail polish on your toes ain't cute on an over 40 woman. Stop buying your clothes from the gift shop at the hospital. That high priced cutesy stuff don't look cute on everybody! Please go home when you are supposed to. You are on salary, staying until midnight-4am when you should have left at the latest 5 maybe 6pm, does not make you any better of a nurse or get you any more money!! Besides, when you stay over like that, I can't get on-line or eat my Corn on the Cob popcorn or listen to the hip-hop/R&B/rap station on the radio b/c that means that I have to actually do some work. :p

Here's Another One!
 

To my fellow members of the Class of 2003: We made it!:D I hope that each and every one of you have a special, drama-free, and blessed year. Special shout to Cristina, Tiffany, Sara, and Shawna. You girls have held me down for so long, and I'll do the same for you.

To Alicia Keys: Thanks for a GREAT, GREAT concert last night!:D You know the TRUE meaning of what being an entertainment is all about! I would definitely see you in again!

To Jay-Z and Mary J. Blige: Since you two are my two favorite artists, why can't you make the trek upstate to Syracuse? It's not that far from NY?!?:mad:

To you-know-who: Thanks for three years! They really have been fun and interesting to say the least.;)

Re: Feening for some KFC Honey BBQ Wings but the one down the road don't sell them -- boo
 

There's nuttin like that good ol' H2O!!! CTHU!!:p ;) :D

I can't believe I just saw this. I pray she continues to love learning too..But maybe givin mama a break every hour or so!:p