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ErikaXO 02-03-2002 02:52 PM

Yes, for God's sake don't use Epil-Stop!!!!! I tried it and though it did remove about a six-inch patch of skin it left the hair quite intact. I have that really resilient, dark, non-sensitive skin that you can practically take a blowtorch to without a problem. That stuff instantly started to burn and my skin popped out in this red rash....it was terrible.

I found Nad's to be a big jar of horsesh*t too. It's sticky, messy, yucky, and I didn't think it worked.

The best policy is this: if you need hair removal that you either can't or don't want to do by shaving, then go have a professional do it. It seems expensive, but considering that you only have to go once to get it done right and you aren't wasting tons of cash on crap that doesn't work, it is rather cost-effective. A good waxer won't need to do you near as often as you'd need to do yourself.

ThetaLove 05-20-2002 03:35 AM

This stuff is hilarious...disgusting at times....but hilarious. I was kind of lost on some things, until they were clarified. (the pineapple juice):p

PM_Mama00 05-20-2002 12:03 PM

Re: Ok, now I am confused...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by lifesaver
If my junk stinks (and I am not saying it does) am I supposed to stick my package in a glassful of pineapple juice? I would think that might sting a bit. With my luck, Id get busted dipping my stuff in a punchbowl of mimossa's. Gawd. :cool:

OMG! I'm so glad I work alone, because I just died laughing out loud! However, I was wondering the same thing...

And yes. Guys who aren't circumsized definately have a smell. This one guy I was with always wanted me to go to town, but I couldn't because of the smell. Now the guy I'm in love with at this moment, his does have a smell but it just attracts me. It's so weird. It's like a good smelling cologne attracts u to the guy.

Dionysus 05-20-2002 12:04 PM

They can stick it in a pineapple pie. :D

swissmiss04 05-23-2002 12:15 AM

I dated a swimmer for a year and he shaved "down there" and I did notice that things were much nicer...and I hate to sound just mean, but it helps if someone isn't too overweight. I'm not going to go any further! :eek:

PM_Mama00 05-25-2002 01:27 PM

This topic is so amusing that i feel i must BUMP it

LeslieAGD 05-25-2002 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
One of our chapter sisters is a nurse. While working in the ER a man came in that was extremely ill. He had not defacated in a month and when XRayed they found a vibrator in his anal orfice. So, the look furthur into this and they find that gangreen (spell) has set in and if they remove the vibrator his body will go into shock because it has been there for a month.
The man actually died from this.

Moral of the story, GET IT OUT!!!!!

There are nearly no words for how shocking/disgusting this is!!! :eek:

AlphaChiGirl 05-26-2002 09:14 AM

Whoa.

I come back from a semester away and this is what's up.

To answer the first question, it depends on how attracted you are to the person--if you are, sometimes it doesn't matter.

Has anyone gotten the Brazilian done? I'm sorta kinda considering it.

shopgirl 05-26-2002 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlphaChiGirl

Has anyone gotten the Brazilian done? I'm sorta kinda considering it.


I was wondering the same thing. I'm very curious. If I were not so shy about the idea of being naked in front of a stranger, who is not a doctor, oh yeah, and the pain, I would do it...maybe?

Shaving is such a pain b/c it's such a sensitive area.

I think we should start a thread on this subject...

Tom Earp 05-27-2002 04:48 PM

Yu all are crazy, cant spell blithering!

Something like that with a Lady turns me into an idiot! OK I know but even worse!:D

But it has been such a long time that I couldnt do anything about it anyway except think about it!:(

The1calledTKE 09-19-2002 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ilovemyglo

One of our chapter sisters is a nurse. While working in the ER a man came in that was extremely ill. He had not defacated in a month and when XRayed they found a vibrator in his anal orfice. So, the look furthur into this and they find that gangreen (spell) has set in and if they remove the vibrator his body will go into shock because it has been there for a month.
The man actually died from this.

Moral of the story, GET IT OUT!!!!!


How did I miss this? What was that guy thinking. Gross

poodleNtraining 09-19-2002 12:13 PM

This tuff is just too funny. I never heard of the pineapple juice. Thanks for telling us about the epil-stop, I was considering getiing some. Now I won't. And the way I see it, its gonna have an odor, no one can help it. I mean, its stuck inside of underwear and pants or underwear and pantyhose ALLLLLL day, so how do you expect it to smell after being all cooped up? LMAO!! But, it shouldn't smell like pure fish. I remember I was in middle school, and I went into the bathroom, and it smelled like the wharf in there, and this girl came out of the stall and the stinch rose up from her, and I was like, WHAT IN THE WORLD KIND OD DISEASE YOU GOT!!! But I didn't say anything, and just held my breath as I peed. Just keep it clean, and the natural aroma isn't offensive.

librasoul22 09-19-2002 12:19 PM

OMG! Can I just say that tis is the FUNNIEST thread ever?!?

Whoever called it SMEGIE??? Sounds like a cute furry little animal LOL

And just the whole entire thread has me officially unconcious from laughter. Lifesaver, you HAVE to be my new GC crush, because the original post...is my junk stank? LOL!!!!!!

ZTAMiami 09-19-2002 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlphaChiGirl
Has anyone gotten the Brazilian done? I'm sorta kinda considering it.
I can't live without it! I get a FULL (yes thats everything including bend over and smile!) wax done every 6 weeks. I highly recommend brazilian waxing and I swear it really doesn't hurt all that much. Just be sure that the place you go to doesn't use strips to pull the wax off. Thats what causes the pain. They should use their hands to pull the wax.

The1calledTKE 09-19-2002 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZTAMiami


(yes thats everything including bend over and smile!)


Something about that stuck me as funny. lol. Thanks for the laugh.


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