Your butt doesn't look big in those jeans...

Any true cat person not only knows this, but embraces it :D

:( I fail. What's the other reason(s)?


Advice: It's ok to pay freshman to write your senior thesis/business plan. It's important to spend that time partying and enjoying your last college semester.

They purr when they're also in pain and/or sick. I've seen cats purring right before they're euthanized. I say right before because it happens so fast.

Incorrect advice: Giving or force-feeding your pet water can help correct dehydration when she/he is sick.

Hmm that's interesting. Thanks for sharing. :D

Use colored text when preparing your resume and cover letter. It'll help you stand out.

No problem.:)

A curling iron makes for a great bath toy. Turn it on for extra fun!

lol lol lol http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif

Always be honest during recruitment.
If you always thought being in a sorority meant that you had to be blonde and barbie-esque, feel free to voice that during parties (see ●upwardsparks● recruitment story :cool:)
and if you really just can't stand one group and you just KNOOOW you're going to be an XYZ, feel free to also share that at each house.
Good Luck!

Newspaper Ads are the best place to find a high-quality puppy/dog. It's the more knowledgeable breeders that place these Ads in the paper, so if you're looking for a good quality puppy, I highly recommend looking in the paper.:rolleyes:

feel free to bring your teacup dog, along with the designer handbag to carry him in, to recruitment events.

If a relaxer is 2 years old, you can still use it! Why waste money?

Stop signs are more of a suggestion than an actual rule.

As are yellow lights (speed up, the light is going to change!) and red lights (don't bother looking twice!)....

Wear pink sequined fishnet pantyhose to recruitment.