Add in Bahama.
Apart of NPHC.
Apart is fun word.

Bahama and Greek.
No NPHC at school?
Go HBCU.

Oh, Courtney B. Vance,
Your voice makes a Bible verse
Sound like sexy porn.

Fuck Tha Police, Man
I ain't tryin' to hear that
Shit, when's my phone call?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...lI0CYq1XSW9ZqA

Bump, and lump the threads,
Spambots are infesting now,
From where do they come?

Spambots truly suck.
I hate Canadian meds
Spambots really suck.

This is ludicrous.
The Spambots are KILLIN me
I don't need Chantix!

Logic is so rare.
Reading is fundamental.
It's really not that hard.

Let me ask you this
but you must not advise me.
Internet knows all.

With your sorority
pin you get physic powers.
You know what happened.

Yes, random strangers
will all have eerie insight
and know everything.

I want light banter!
Lots of fun exchanges, please.
Forget good advice.

Would you go to Yale
with bikini and bad grades?
Do lots of research.

(This is not to say
Girls at Yale don't have good bods,
Just that it is cold.)

Schools aren't all the same
Housing, grades, costs, dorms and sports-
This goes for rush too.

Quiet recruitment.
Then Dr. Phil is banned.
Chaos then ensues.

Hey, what does banned mean?
It is the naughty corner.
Be good and come back.

TEITY?
The style seems so familiar
Although no smilies.

^^^ Very well done!

Hey! I have problems.
Oh great and mighty GC
Tell me what to do.

Talk to those involved
instead of asking GC?
What, are you crazy?

If I wanted rude
I could have it in real life.
I am going to flounce.

My situation?
Should I rush with my bad grades?
How dare you say no!

Do you want to dance?
Dance, dance for your life!
You can be glittered!

Not a haiku, but
These are cracking me up. Guess
I wrote one anyway.

XXX, come be
our rescuer. Our group not
worthy without you.