Understandable! ;)

Is this just me or has this happened to you too. I just farted and it reaked so bad that I had to leave the room. Ever farted and it smelled just like the food you just ate? Happens to me a lot.

My farts tend to smell like the last really terrible thing that I smelled. I know that sounds weird, but it's true. I refer to them as "chameleon farts." For example, once at my grandmother's house there was this really awful smell in their living room, and eventually my dad discovered a dead mouse somewhere that was the culprit. Later that night, while all of my cousins were over at our aunt's house, I ripped one that smelled so foul it ran everybody out of the house--and it smelled exactly like dead mouse.

True story: I was photographing the new teachers for my hs newspaper and the dance teacher's office smelled HORRIBLE. It was really hard for me to keep a straight face when I entered the room! I very casually asked her if we could take the photos in a larger space so I could "get her doing some dance poses." :o Well, lunch was almost over by then and I had to hurry before they closed up. It was "tortellini day" and it was pretty good but...as I went to my locker before my next class, I farted and the smell was pretty rank but oddly familiar...

I decided that's an awful way to find out what somebody ate for lunch. :rolleyes:

^^^Hahaaha. Curious. Does corn digest? Seriously, because whenever I eat corn, everytime I take a shit, I can see it in the toilet. It literally looks like it did before I ate it. I know this is going to sound disgusting, but it looks so undigested that if I were to pick it out of the shit, and wipe it off, people would think it was a piece of corn that no one ever ate. Has that ever happened to anyone? Serious question. I don't think corn will digest.

Lmao its so true! And I always say to myself, "I'm pretty sure I chewed that corn..."

And, the thread returns to poop.

LMAO.

The inside of the corn digests. The outside is insoluble fiber and does not digest.

Hahahaha I know! I know I chew it, but it somehow looks like it hasn't even been chewed.

Hahahaha speaking of poop, has anyone ever took a major shit when it's hot outside and inside your place? On top of that having it cut off too early? I've gone through a whole role of shit paper, wiping my ass. Even then, I've left skid marks in my underwear from that. That ever happen to anyone here?

Thanks for that. I've learned something new.

Hm. I ate corn tonight (AND STEAK!!!). While I chewed on the 'insoluble fiber that does not digest' for like 2 hours (I swear, food camps out in my mouth), I thought of this thread.

Yup.

You know, I've never had the corn poop. I've heard jokes about it even in movies, so I guess it happens to a lot of people, but never me. Can't say I'm upset though. :o

I definitely ate those fried corn nuggets at a buffet today and could pnly think of insoluble fiber.

See what you started Xanthus?? :P


But seriously, I've been looking out for corn poop since I ate it.
And by it I mean corn... not poop.
Nothing yet.