How Many Gcers Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

[BBelleADPi]

1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty

8 to suggest that there are light bulb tiers

37 to debate whether southern light bulbs are better than northern light bulbs

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"

12 to complain about snarkiness of above posters

6 to suggest a separate thread regarding whether the OP is a troll

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again

[MysticCat]

LOL!! Brilliant!!

But what about the 5 who ask "DITY?"

[Leslie Anne]

Brilliant! Best post ever!

[smiley21]

You forgot about the 1 moderator who will announce that the thread will be closed. This thread is hilarious.

[nittanyalum]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[macallan25]

Originally Posted by BBelleADPi

1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty

8 to suggest that there are light bulb tiers

37 to debate whether southern light bulbs are better than northern light bulbs

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"

12 to complain about snarkiness of above posters

6 to suggest a separate thread regarding whether the OP is a troll

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again

1 Tom Earp to drunkenly post about changing a light bulb in the LXA house. He also made chili because it's damn cold out.

[nittanyalum]

And then 1 macallan post telling Earp he hopes he licks a frozen flag pole and his tongue gets stuck.

[MysticCat]

And one Drolefille translation would be needed.

And mac, he might not post about chilli -- it might be Tom's Gooey Buns.

[DaemonSeid]

One troll to tell us how he gots herpes from his babymama because the lightbulb wasn't chnaged so he couldn't find his condom.

[Leslie Anne]

And add 1 to post a lolcat to lighten the mood.

[macallan25]

Also 1 post by sheetcake showing a sheetcake.

[DSTCHAOS]

And 1 to post because the original person shouldn't have brought the light bulb to GC in the first place and has spent too much time on it.

[LucyKKG]

Hahahaha oh my lord, this is too freaking funny. I started a new temporary job as a receptionist, and I'm sure they're wondering why I'm CRACKING up out here I love you, GC!

[BBelleADPi]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

LOL!! Brilliant!!

But what about the 5 who ask "DITY?"

(I swear, I thought about that the minute I hit "submit." I knew it wouldn't take too many posts for someone to bring it up!)

[BBelleADPi]

Originally Posted by smiley21

You forgot about the 1 moderator who will announce that the thread will be closed. This thread is hilarious.

12 to post "in before the lock!"

9 to post what food/drink they are bringing before the lock.