Why fat chicks?

UF_PikePC98 · #1 09-18-2002, 03:35 PM

Lately I seem to be having this problem. For some reason or another all the fat chicks at my school must have signed up for the same classes as I. They walk in drinking their bottles of water and having their little snack with them. To top it off they ALL bring the bible with them everywhere they go. To make matters even worse they seem to congregate wherever I am. Finally today I couldn't take it anymore. One of them asked if she could see my homework since she didn't do hers. I have a feeling she thinks I'm sexy and so I wanted to rid myself of her presence. I told her yes, but she had to promise me something. She looked at me with her aspiring eyes as if I was going to ask her on a date and then I dropped the boom on her. I told her she could copy the work but only if next time we have class she kept her fat, pork chop looking a$$ away from me as well as her twinkie eating friends. The girl looked at me in disbelief for about a minute. Suddenly her face got extremely red and she had that crazy psycho look a women gets when she finds out her boyfriend cheated on her. When this happened I figuered I done pissed off some back woods redneck cowgirl and she might try to hog tie me right there in class. I had to do something fast before things got really nasty. So what did I do? I stood up before she could say anything and tossed my homework on her desk, then I told her not to forget to turn it in and walked to the other side of the classroom.

After class was over some of her friends came up to me and told me that I'm an a$$. I looked at all of them and replied, " First off, I don't like fat chicks, especially those who think I'm hot. Second, she cheats off of me all the time. And thirdly, I don't like the fact that you people try to preach to me while being gluttons yourself." Their jaws then dropped to the floor which was followed by the rest of their jenny craig crew storming out of the building. My intial feeling after I said that was similar to remorse but then I looked at the bright side of things and realized I won't have to deal with them anymore.

UF

Shine · #2 09-18-2002, 03:39 PM

How do you wake up and live with yourself in the morning?

Peaches-n-Cream · #3 09-18-2002, 03:41 PM

UF_PikePC98 · #4 09-18-2002, 03:42 PM

Easy, I take one look in the mirror and say, "I might be the sexiest motherfugger on this campus".

DWAlphaGam · #5 09-18-2002, 03:44 PM

Wow, it must be nice knowing that you're so irresistable that every woman on the planet wants you.

cash78mere · #6 09-18-2002, 03:45 PM

get over yourself

Dionysus · #7 09-18-2002, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by cash78mere
get over yourself

Why the hostility? I thought you and UF_Pike went way back.

UF_PikePC98 · #8 09-18-2002, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by DWAlphaGam
Wow, it must be nice knowing that you're so irresistable that every woman on the planet wants you.

I never said that nor did I indicate that. Don't put words in my mouth.

I would also like to add something. If there are any bigs girls out there that think by them wearing shorts it will get a guys attention, try wearing those freshman black pants and be a big'en disguised as a cutie. Many fat chicks have nice faces. It's just below the neck their disgusting.

Peaches-n-Cream · #9 09-18-2002, 03:47 PM

The funny thing is that this thread will probably be the most popular one today.
I wish that I had your self-confidence, UF_Pike.

Dionysus · #10 09-18-2002, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Cream
The funny thing is that this thread will probably be the most popular one today.

I don't think so Cream, Zetace is online.

Let's place a bet this thread will be deleted w/in 5 minutes. I bet 25 cents.

Someone's getting b-a-n-n-e-d la la la la la!

Peaches-n-Cream · #11 09-18-2002, 03:54 PM

You're probably right, but I hope not. I want to read everyone's reactions. A lot of men feel the way UF_Pike does. It would be interesting to read the men's reactions.

Shine · #12 09-18-2002, 03:55 PM

Listen up Pikey boy.

Fat people do exist. They always will. No, I'm not saying you have to date fat chicks, or even feel attracted to them, but they do deserve the same respect as human beings that you do.

I am a fat chick. I make no bones about admitting that, either. I do carry a water bottle to class, but I never snack in class. I also don't pay too much attention to who I sit next to because, you know, I'm actually paying attention to the lecture.

I'd be willing to bet large amounts of cash that she didn't find you attractive at all, that she only asked you for your HW because you were sitting there.

sororitygirl2 · #13 09-18-2002, 03:56 PM

I don't think it's called confidence; it is called arrogance.

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Originally posted by Cream:
The funny thing is that this thread will probably be the most popular one today.
I wish that I had your self-confidence, UF_Pike.

ZetaAce · #14 09-18-2002, 03:56 PM

Howdy,

I'm not sure how I became the bad guy in this thread, sheesh.
I'm locking this until further notice.

BTW: I don't ban people. That's up to John's discretion.

ZA

sigmagrrl · #15 09-18-2002, 03:56 PM

Just one word: karma.

Ok, a few more: Karma is a bit*h, it will come back and bite you in the a$$. Be careful. That's all.