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You all are oh-so-PC!
1. Don't pick some lame ass college. Party schools rule! But, if you're planning to be career student, go to a commuter school.
2. Class rules are so much more relaxed than in high school. Take advantage! If you have to pee, GO! If you want to eat chinese food, EAT!
3. Don't fall asleep in class though.
4. Sorority is LYFE! If you keep getting cut, transfer schools! J/K But if you WANT to transfer for other reasons, do so.
5. Don't sleep with married men.
6. Get friendly with the cashiers at the cafeteria and campus convience stores. They may give you discounts.
7. Keep an eye on female friends who eat, sleep, and breathe guys. As soon as they get some testosterone in their life, your friendship may be a goner!
8. Don't ever go out with a guy that calls females c***s. It's not a good idea to befriend them either.
9. Be careful which Greeks you talk isht about on GC. You may never know who's lurking!
10. Did you know it was a federal crime if you mess with the geese on campus?
11. If you're a novice in drinking and if someone buys you a shot, drink up or don't drink it at all. If you sip it through a straw, your ass will get clowned on!
12. Be as careful who you put on your isht list as those you put on your cool list. Don't burn bridges. You might never know when you need something from someone.
13. Taking bids from more than one sorority. NOT SMART.
14. Sororities telling you it's okay to do so. NOT NICE.
15. If you're in the mood for drama. Attend SGA meetings.
16. Explore the underground tunnels, but tell someone you're going.
17. KNow the history of the dorms you're moving into. We have one that used to be a mental institution
18. Do more than one internship and do them early. You don't want to change your mind your senior year, because you discovered that you hate the real world experience in your field!
19. All-nighters are dumb. How can you learn and retain information if you're sleep deprived? Even caffiene won't keep you that sharp.
20. If you're want to be a kiss ass, don't be obvious.
21. I heard that dorms and gated university apartments are easy to get into...
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